Note to my editors: I'm putting in for time-and-a-half because lately I've been forced to work overtime as a sounding board for outlandish oil theories from friends, family, and cabbies. I "Mark my words: Tax the heck out of ExxonMobil or we'll be paying 10 bucks for regular unleaded." "You see, $135 oil is just Bush's way of thanking all his J.R.rnEwings back in Texas-and Pops paying back the Saudis for Desert Storm."rn"Dude, OPEC doesn't want you to know that if you shift into neutral behind an 18-wheeler, you'll get 100 miles to the gallon."
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