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Presence or PowerPoint

机译:在场或PowerPoint

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The train ground to a halt (signal failure at Crewe). Despite being in first class, the unpleasant smell from the toilets and the recent buffet closure gave me no reasons to leave my seat, and fortunately, the two consultants sharing my table were keeping me entertained. Jan and Dan, who both spoke loudly with mid-Atlantic accents, were, it seems, on their way to a client meeting: Dan:... and so I baffled them with the Modigliani-Miller theorem, you should have seen the face of their Finance Director. Which reminds me ... have I told you about the client I saw last week... that legal firm, y'know, the one that was involved in the arms scandal? I went to speak to them about how we could leverage their Russian operations to take advantage of Putin's persecution of the oil oligarchs. I produced 37 slides each more complicated than the one before. I had lots of animation, noises, and dozens and dozens of bullet points. In all I delivered four alternative paradigms and listed 25 deliverables. Impressive, eh ... after half an hour of that they'd given in completely, it was clear they would agree to anything. I'm off to Moscow next week. Jan: Just make sure you stay in a decent hotel. The one I was in last week in St Petersburg was ghastly! It took them three days to do my laundry and the swimming pool was freezing! Actually, I often wonder what we consultants would do without our slides. My recent "ex" used to say that PowerPoint was the work of the devil, but he was a total prick ... I think he went to Glasgow to become a social worker or something. This wine's rubbish, oh for a half decent Rioja.
机译:火车停下来(克鲁的信号故障)。尽管上了头等舱,但厕所里难闻的气味和最近的自助餐关闭使我没有理由离开我的座位,而且幸运的是,两位与我同桌的顾问让我感到很开心。扬和丹都用大西洋中的重音大声讲话,似乎正在去客户见面的路上:丹:...所以我用莫迪里阿尼-米勒定理使他们困惑,你应该已经知道了他们的财务总监。这让我想起了……我是否已经告诉过您我上周见过的那个客户了……那家涉及武器丑闻的律师行,你知道吗?我曾与他们谈过如何利用他们在俄罗斯的行动来利用普京对石油寡头的迫害。我制作了37张幻灯片,每张都比以前更复杂。我有很多动画,噪点和数十个要点。我总共提供了四个替代范例,并列出了25个可交付成果。令人印象深刻,嗯……在完全给了他们半个小时之后,很显然他们会同意任何事情。下周我要去莫斯科。扬:请确保您住在一家体面的酒店。我上周在圣彼得堡的那辆车真可怕!他们花了三天时间给我洗衣服,游泳池结冰了!实际上,我经常想知道如果没有幻灯片,我们的顾问会做什么。我最近的“前任”曾经说过PowerPoint是魔鬼的作品,但他是个傻瓜……我认为他去了格拉斯哥成为一名社会工作者。这款酒很垃圾,哦,里奥哈啤酒不错。

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