You know you're an internet addict when all of your friends have an "@" in their names. You e-mail your neighbor to borrow a cup of sugar. Your wife drapes a blonde wig over the monitor to remind you what she looks like. Or, if you're like me, you scuttle from graduation exercises, still dressed in cap and gown, to the nearest computer to check all five of your e-mail accounts, forgetting the diploma on a nearby chair. My screen name is Yakira99, and I am a Net addict.
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