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Consider Taking Tips to Heart

机译:考虑考虑小贴士

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In my December 2003 column, I offered to send you readers "400 Sales Tips for Printing Sales Professionals." I concocted this offer at 3 a.m. on the morning of Attila the Editor's stupid deadline whilst I was stoned on a caffeine high. Coffee is about all I have left now that I'm on this stupid South Beach diet and working out with a personal trainer. So far, my 61-year-old biceps are up to 18", I'm begging my neighbors to let me redecorate their homes and I can bench press about twice my IQ. The 400 tips idea was a gratuitous, self-serving act. I assumed most of my readers would be amazed at my generosity, but would be either too lazy or too self-satisfied to ever actually request the tips. I never dreamed that several hundred readers would immediately e-mail me and ask for these nonexistent tips.
机译:在2003年12月的专栏中,我向读者发送了“印刷销售专业人员的400个销售技巧”。我在编辑Attila的愚蠢的截止日期上午3点上午炮制了这个要约,而当时我却因咖啡因含量过高而被抛弃。现在,我正在接受这种愚蠢的South Beach饮食,并与私人教练一起锻炼,这是我剩下的一切。到目前为止,我61岁的二头肌达18英寸,我恳求邻居让我重新装修他们的房屋,并且可以使自己的智商提高2倍。400个提示的想法是一种无偿的,自私的行为我以为我的大多数读者都会对我的慷慨感到惊讶,但是他们要么懒惰,要么过于满足,以至于从未真正要求过这些技巧。我从来没有梦想过数百名读者会立即给我发电子邮件并要求这些不存在的东西提示。

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