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The Decameron of poor research

机译:可怜的《十日谈》的研究

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We apologise that our attempt to describe variants of poor research is clearly a mess, noble ladies and gentlemen, but we cannot help it Five new authors appear on the day a manuscript is to be submitted A non-randomised study miraculously becomes randomised after its completion A young lady laments her onerous love affair with evidence based medicine Constant faith in bad research is rewarded Heroic investigators overcome all statistical obstacles to meet a submission deadline A statistician with a pure heart fails to massage appropriately his mistress (the data) and is dismissed A young researcher fails to become prime knight-defender of the medical-industrial complex and descends into gloomy anonymity A study sponsor proves his open and scientifically inquisitive mind in seeking ways to sell a product The pious members of a most honourable board of a governmental agency grant all the funding to themselves A valiant academic leader reflects on the difficult paths of academia and renews his uncompromising faith in research, provided it sells for a good price.
机译:我们道歉,我们试图描述变异可怜的研究显然是一团糟,高贵的女士们,先生们,但是我们不能帮助它五个新作者是出现在天,一个手稿提交了一份奇迹般地non-randomised研究成为随机完成后一个年轻女士抱怨繁重的恋情循证医学常数对坏的信心研究奖励英雄调查人员克服所有统计遇到一个障碍提交截止日期与纯粹的统计学家心无法适当地按摩他的情妇(数据),被一个年轻的研究人员不能成为主要的knight-defender医疗产业复杂而陷入悲观的匿名赞助的一项研究证明了他的开放并在寻求科学勤学好问的方式出售产品的虔诚的成员最尊敬的董事会的一个政府机构授予所有的资金自己勇敢的学术领导反映的困难的路径学术界和更新他的坚定的信仰在研究中,提供了它卖个好价钱。

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