Itemized garage sales have snapped back at me. That is not the reason I loathe them, but it definitely is a hazard. What is an itemized garage sale? I just created the term, so as soon as I trademark it, be sure to spread it like wildfire so I can collect some loose change. An itemized garage sale is a post on Facebook from somebody selling something. Usually at a time when I am doing nothing, that "something" leads me to somewhere in the neighborhood. With itemized garage sales, if you buy it you need to also lift it, roll it, tie it and load it. My wife might be able to point to one item in every room of our house that is a result of this paid adoption. On a recent trip, we were using bungee cords to secure a mattress on top of our Toyota Sienna (which happens to be a big reason why we can itemize garage shop, and I now view it as a mechanical flaw), and one of them sprung loose and bit my wrist, producing a welt the size of a peach.
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