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When Lazy Meets Greedy

机译:当懒惰遇见贪婪

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I think my laptop is a blood relative to my cell phone. Both work when and how they want, and not how I want them to work. I think that's a genetic thing. Vista reboots whenever it wants to. HP updates breeze in freely and go "ding dong" even though all sound options are turned off. I imagine a room full of 19-year-old guys, Vista programmers, drinking Mountain Dew, (in America it has real caffeine) making sure all of Vista's one thousand features are all turned on. Empty pizza boxes piled to the ceiling and each zit wit goes home to his/her parents' place, because they haven't moved out yet, all somewhere near Redmond, WA. These are the programmers who are convinced they understand how I'm going to use my laptop.
机译:我认为我的笔记本电脑比我的手机好多了。两者都可以在何时,如何工作,而不是我希望他们如何工作。我认为这是遗传的。 Vista会在需要时重新启动。即使所有声音选项都已关闭,HP仍会自由更新微风并“叮”。我想象一个房间里满是19岁的家伙,他们是Vista程序员,他们喝着Mountain Dew(在美国,它含有真正的咖啡因),以确保Vista的所有千项功能都已打开。空的披萨盒堆放在天花板上,每位智商都回到他父母的家,因为他们还没有搬出去,都在华盛顿州雷德蒙德附近。这些程序员深信他们了解我将如何使用笔记本电脑。

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